Daft Foxes Tell Bold Accusations.

seairawr-rawr:

joutei:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

ohonhonhon

(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog)

brendan10211:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

@watermelonpizza

Someone get me 500,000 followers.

asetianvampyre:

rudeboimes:

discriminated:

best transparent post ever

lmfao

Lmao

space-sailor:

timeandbananas:

das right. I’m calling the thing GIF.

The creator of the GIF graphics format is a sillyhead.

We pronounce it how we want. You ain’t got stuff on us.

(Source: tom-bass)

ask-dune-and-kei:

ender-alice:

theenderchimera:

ask-dune-and-kei:

i changed my background again

*laughs*

THIS IS PERFECT

SO FUCKING PERFECT!

this better not fucking become a popular posts i mean like woowooowo 70 notes holy fuck please no

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Well, hue hue hue.

(Source: teromod)

I want a 3D classic Mario on my blog.